The Opposite of Christmas Cheer

Every year around this time an artist trots out some updated rendition of a holiday classic that's the musical equivalent of a lump of coal. Well this year is no different, behold the one and only Justin Bieber in all his strange steampunk/Christmas glory:

What We Learned:

-Santa's workshop resembles an industrial factory straight out of a C+C Music Factory video

-Apparently the latest holiday fashion trend is to wear some sort of Power Glove gauntlet on one hand

-Most of Santa's elves pop and lock while making presents

-Justin Bieber can play drums

-Apparently "This is that time of year when you let all your problems go". Wise words indeed...

-"Shake it, Shake it Baby..." still doesn't make Santa Claus Is Coming To Town any sexier

There's also another version of said video that reimagines the Bieb as a Rankin Bass character which is...unsettling...

-Astroboy