According to this article kids hate vegetables, but not vegetables with awesome names. Which makes sense because let's face it most vegetable names are completely and utterly boring with a capital B. So may I submit the following cool name alternatives to get your kids to eat those veggies*:Carrots: XXtreme Power Sticks
Celery: Ultimate Spine Crackers
Brussel Sprouts: Alien Pods
Cauliflower: Edible Princess Flowers
Broccoli: The Jonas Brothers Present: Broccoli
Peas: Peaz
Green Beans: Intergalactic Laser Beans
Corn: Corn The Hunger Annihilator
Beets: Biits
Cucumbers: Natures Light Saber
Lettuce: Amazing Pony Food
Spinach: Ass Kicking Leaves Of Awesomeness
*Note: All of these titles may have one to multiple exclamation points after them, so as to make them more exciting to children.
-Astroboy
1 comments:
Heh heh! Might try that with my youngest. But he'll probably look at me with a "don't be an idiot" look.
I still love your ideas. Anything to put some humor and fun back into eating dreaded fruit and vegies!
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