Of course I am talking about beer for dogs! That's right no more getting drunk alone while Fido soberly watches wistfully, now you and man's best friend can crack open a brew together sharing in your mutual love of hoppy goodness. Obviously most dog beers are non-alcoholic since the last thing you need is your four legged friend puking up Kibbles and Bits, falling down the stairs, and then wildly humping your leg before blacking out. In fact the Dutch beer up top is a non-alcoholic combo of beef extract and malt. Oh, and it is perfectly fine for human consumption (I know some of you were wondering).
What a glorious society we truly live in where we can consume beer with a dog! What could possibly be created to top that, some sort of beer for children? Well actually....
...Japan already has that beerological achievement covered in the form of Kodomo no nomimono or Childrens Drink which is advertised as fake beer for children that you can get in bottles, cans, six packs---you name it! It's made to taste like apple juice and of course is non-alcoholic, but honestly just look at those cute little beer drinkers getting a head start on their alcoholic laden future. As if the picture is not funny enough the commercial is ten times as awesome:
Now those are some happy kids! It reminds me of when I was a kid and I used to make Sprites and Ginger Ales together so I could tell people I was drinking 7 and 7's like all the adults.
So there you have it we are truly living in an alcoholic Renaissance where anyone (man, child, woman, animal) can enjoy a tasty brew! What does the future hold for us beer drinking brethren is unknown, but I can guarantee it will taste better than this:
-Astroboy
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